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Of course some secular people are always going to defy the Will of God by hiding their cars in garages, under balconies, or by putting blankets over them.

This kind of thing is to be despised really, and is just going to make God even angrier next time.

A lot of people in Slovenia evidently think God is pro-respectability and anti-sex, judging from the number of female virgins in their mid-to-late-twenties waiting patiently for exactly the right 40-fags-a-day football-watching alcoholic for them to come along.

If he appears at all, it seems to be usually around the time the lady's tobacco tan and hepatically-challenged yellow eyes start to match and her love offers are drying up.

Similarly a guy can't just take any bride: real love accepts the pragmatic considerations of a job offer in her dad's factory and whether she is finally ready - after years of mopping up piss in bars as a student worker - to start mopping up piss in a bar full time with a solid qualification in business studies, economics or social work behind her.

The Slovenian lady will produce an average 1.3 children in the couple of years between exam exhaustion and the menopause which constitute the officially approved window for the Slovenian breeding cycle.

Any doubt about His opinion on the tricky subject of full-on all-the-way sex in Slovenia - and the positions you shouldn't get into - was clarified by last night's Hail Mary event

The man on the right cannot understand the apparently random, if not downright unfair injustice of God's wrath.

The explanation is simple.

The fully-insured priest has not been driving home the Virgin's message to our girls here, and so his car has been pelted with icy lumps from all directions.

However, the smart capitalist can always turn bad luck to his advantage. Basking safely in the awe of his simple peasant flock God's representative can easily explain this away by the old "beyond our comprehension" and "sent to try us" arguments.

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